Thoughts on soccer
2:45 Thurs night, watching England vs Trinidad
A couple of thoughts about soccer.
I've realized for what concrete reasons soccer sucks. You've known that for a long time, but you haven't been able to put your finger on why, why does soccer suck so heavy?
First of all, once you start watching you can't stop. Not because it's cool, or interesting, or captivating, but because after you've put in like 10-15 minutes, you can't retreat! You've put in too much, come too far to go back. If you go take a piss, or even change the channel, you're admitting that you've both: wasted 20 fuckin minutes of your life, and, been defeated.
Also soccer sucks because they're big pussies. They fall and cry at the slightest bump. Most of the time they haven't even been hit!
ps England has just won 2-0. The whole second half Trinidad was just playing defence.
pps One cool thing about watching soccer in a place where you don't understand the language is, you can basically 'watch' the game by working or reading, and when you hear the announcers get loud, you look up! I've gotten alot of work done watching soccer that way. Actually it may even increase productivity since I feel like I'm getting away with something.
A couple of thoughts about soccer.
I've realized for what concrete reasons soccer sucks. You've known that for a long time, but you haven't been able to put your finger on why, why does soccer suck so heavy?
First of all, once you start watching you can't stop. Not because it's cool, or interesting, or captivating, but because after you've put in like 10-15 minutes, you can't retreat! You've put in too much, come too far to go back. If you go take a piss, or even change the channel, you're admitting that you've both: wasted 20 fuckin minutes of your life, and, been defeated.
Also soccer sucks because they're big pussies. They fall and cry at the slightest bump. Most of the time they haven't even been hit!
ps England has just won 2-0. The whole second half Trinidad was just playing defence.
pps One cool thing about watching soccer in a place where you don't understand the language is, you can basically 'watch' the game by working or reading, and when you hear the announcers get loud, you look up! I've gotten alot of work done watching soccer that way. Actually it may even increase productivity since I feel like I'm getting away with something.
2 Comments:
What's up?
Did you get a chance to check out any clubs / parties / pubs etc. yet?
Holla
JyNx
incase you miss the west
check the link below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSmS6NFmOOE
(you may have to copy and past)
yo! you keep sending group emails to my wrong addy so I only found this now... maybe you not admitting this is a blog is the same as M+D not admitting their car is an SUV... and y'all know you're lying! Loved reading this, keep it up. I'll email soon!
Love, Sis
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